08 Oct

I got this post as an email. Thought it would be better to post it here.

Men Are Just Happier People–
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last
name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water
park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics
tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have
to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
just too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of which
way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles
add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People
never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One
mood all the time.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds
flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation
requires only one suitcase.. You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she
can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a
three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You
almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable
to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face
stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for
years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and
neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and
one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons. You can wear
shorts no matter how your legs look. You can ‘do’
your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping
for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men
are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to
the men who will enjoy reading it.


Posted by on October 8, 2008 in From AM-KICKING blog, Humor.. or not?



  1. Mindframes

    October 10, 2008 at 12:32 am

    Think about who comforts the all toiling women and keep them happy…men…where can you find such self sacrificing noble individuals…They keep their calm and remain strong even when disaster strikes, providing hope and comfort for the weaker counterparts..and yet, remain humble and unassuming…:)

  2. Mad Max

    October 10, 2008 at 3:02 am

    @ Survivor: ROFL…nice one!

    @ Mindframes: you are the man dude!

  3. Survivor

    October 10, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    I don’t even want to counter your statements…humble and unassuming…huh…what can I say??


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