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Virgo Pressure

20 Oct

Being a Virgo is not easy. The pressure is mounting day by day..more than Obama’s Nobel Prize. I am trying my best to meet the demands.

One thing you need to know about a Virgo woman – she has guts and lots of them! It doesn’t mean that she is not as shy and as reserved as she seems to be. A Virgo female is a complete woman!

” I proudly accept. In case you are wondering, No, I don’t wear Raymonds to make me a complete woman.”

Virgos are typically characterized by their love for cleanliness. They have a knack for hygiene and an eye for detail, which makes them a perfectionist by virtue.

” Yes,I personify perfection. Who cares about a messy cubicle and kitchen as long as everything is perfectly disorganized.”

They are mostly of a medium stature, with a delicate structure and attractive looks. Most of them have a long nose and sharp voice.

“Still struggling hard on this one. Medium can mean small-medium. By Vietnamese standards, I am Medium and by American Standards, I am small. Lets not even talk about attractive looks. Apparently symmetrical bodies are supposed to be beautiful. A new study finds that the more symmetrical a person’s body is, the more appealing that person is to the opposite sex. For more details visit here. My whole right side is slightly smaller than my left. Starting from my foot to my eye. Was a secret till some years back when many started noticing it. “Hey what happened to your eye?” There might come a day when I start limping and my right eye completely shuts down. Who cares as long as I am perfect with a good hygiene.. or not. Suresh is doomed. And,(holding breath)I have started telling lies , hoping my nose would grow by at least an inch or two.

Diplomatic and Introverted

Intelligence, modesty and diplomacy enable Virgos to get along well with most people, though they like to spend time alone and may prefer the company of animals to that of people, unless they have many fire or air signs in their natal charts. Even the more extroverted Virgos will usually hang back in social situations until they’ve assessed the people around them. They don’t like to put themselves forward until they know what sort of people they’re dealing with

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In my humble opinion, I am modest enough to accept that I am intelligent and diplomatic. Epiphany !! Now, I know why no one at work likes me. I wish I worked with dogs. I am sure I would have liked them better, at least thats how a Virgo is supposed to perceive. I feel like a fish out of water when it comes to social networking. Due to the ultimatum given by my friend Paddu, finally joined FACEBOOK yesterday. I remember seeing the Facebook founder Kid in an entrepreneurship seminar at Stanford eons ago and it took this fish 4 years to get into that water..Brrr…Save me ..I am a virgo.

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11 Comments

Posted by on October 20, 2009 in General, Humor.. or not?

 

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11 responses to “Virgo Pressure

  1. Praveen

    October 21, 2009 at 4:52 am

    πŸ˜€

     
  2. Sri

    October 21, 2009 at 9:06 am

    “And,(holding breath)I have started telling lies , hoping my nose would grow by at least an inch or two.”

    Smart & funny!


    Seriously, What is it with women and star sign??????
    Don’t say that men also look at star sign. We do that just to impress you or have some common topic πŸ™‚

     
    • shoba

      October 21, 2009 at 11:15 am

      Seriously Sri,
      Does my post make you think I consider the star sign serious except for the part where it says I am good looking and perfect… πŸ™‚

       
  3. Hema

    October 23, 2009 at 12:39 am

    Good Post!
    Its always fun to keep reading these Sun sign traits and keep imagining that we fit them so well.
    Guts – I agree– which showed up right when you were three…remember how you jumped from the compound wall which was more than 6 ft high..something I could never had done though I was years….older!
    Both of us, along with Radhika were sitting on the wall . ( Dont remember how YOU got up there )
    Mom saw us and ordered us to get down immediately. I went to the Gate and climbed down. Even before I turned to get you also down, bham! you just jumped down on your own!
    And you know what happened after that…..hit the ‘thinnai’, split your forehead, carried to the hospital bleeding and 4 stitches later , you were beaming!
    May be that led to your slightly unsymmetric right side too!

    Love for cleanliness….think you will pass..

    Delicate and attractive — Agree..but for the long sharp nose….

     
    • suresh

      October 23, 2009 at 10:30 am

      > Agree… but for the long sharp nose…
      If you had only caught her when she fell…:)

       
  4. Susheela

    October 24, 2009 at 8:09 am

    yeah, I know a couple of Virgo-ans (?), and they fit the bill πŸ™‚

     
    • shoba

      October 24, 2009 at 8:36 am

      I knew you would comment to this post.. πŸ™‚ The only thing that I lacked was the long nose and you score that too.. πŸ™‚

       
  5. nourishncherish

    October 24, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    Somehow, Virgo has been one of the signs I have hard time associating with their astrological versions. Some virgos I know are nothing like what they are supposed to be! And some scorps are not what THEY are supposed to be.

    But I agree with – witty, intelligent, medium stature, perfectionist, guts. See, how the mind picks what fits you from the description above and say, “You are a typical virgo!”

     
    • shoba

      October 24, 2009 at 6:18 pm

      “And some scorps are not what THEY are supposed to be.”

      Who would have thought VIRGOS would have long noses..( wink, wink πŸ™‚ ROFL..

       
  6. sachita

    October 24, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    funny:) Have you tried reading other sun signs? When i read the linda goodman, it sounded as if i belong to all of them:)

     
    • shoba

      October 25, 2009 at 5:29 pm

      I have read quite a few of them and know some friends who fit the description too. As Saumya said, the mind picks what it wants ..
      Maybe, you will gel with all of them.. πŸ™‚

       

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