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Virgo Pressure

Being a Virgo is not easy. The pressure is mounting day by day..more than Obama’s Nobel Prize. I am trying my best to meet the demands.

One thing you need to know about a Virgo woman – she has guts and lots of them! It doesn’t mean that she is not as shy and as reserved as she seems to be. A Virgo female is a complete woman!

” I proudly accept. In case you are wondering, No, I don’t wear Raymonds to make me a complete woman.”

Virgos are typically characterized by their love for cleanliness. They have a knack for hygiene and an eye for detail, which makes them a perfectionist by virtue.

” Yes,I personify perfection. Who cares about a messy cubicle and kitchen as long as everything is perfectly disorganized.”

They are mostly of a medium stature, with a delicate structure and attractive looks. Most of them have a long nose and sharp voice.

“Still struggling hard on this one. Medium can mean small-medium. By Vietnamese standards, I am Medium and by American Standards, I am small. Lets not even talk about attractive looks. Apparently symmetrical bodies are supposed to be beautiful. A new study finds that the more symmetrical a person’s body is, the more appealing that person is to the opposite sex. For more details visit here. My whole right side is slightly smaller than my left. Starting from my foot to my eye. Was a secret till some years back when many started noticing it. “Hey what happened to your eye?” There might come a day when I start limping and my right eye completely shuts down. Who cares as long as I am perfect with a good hygiene.. or not. Suresh is doomed. And,(holding breath)I have started telling lies , hoping my nose would grow by at least an inch or two.

Diplomatic and Introverted

Intelligence, modesty and diplomacy enable Virgos to get along well with most people, though they like to spend time alone and may prefer the company of animals to that of people, unless they have many fire or air signs in their natal charts. Even the more extroverted Virgos will usually hang back in social situations until they’ve assessed the people around them. They don’t like to put themselves forward until they know what sort of people they’re dealing with

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In my humble opinion, I am modest enough to accept that I am intelligent and diplomatic. Epiphany !! Now, I know why no one at work likes me. I wish I worked with dogs. I am sure I would have liked them better, at least thats how a Virgo is supposed to perceive. I feel like a fish out of water when it comes to social networking. Due to the ultimatum given by my friend Paddu, finally joined FACEBOOK yesterday. I remember seeing the Facebook founder Kid in an entrepreneurship seminar at Stanford eons ago and it took this fish 4 years to get into that water..Brrr…Save me ..I am a virgo.

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Posted by on October 20, 2009 in General, Humor.. or not?

 

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